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Amish Buttered Egg Noodles
The humblest side dish in the Pennsylvania Dutch tradition, where wide egg noodles and good butter need nothing more than salt and a warm bowl to become the thing everyone remembers from the church supper.
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Slow-baked beans lacquered in brown sugar and molasses, threaded with smoky bacon and sharpened with mustard. This is the dish that made chuck wagon cooks legends and keeps potluck tables honest.
Every ranch cook worth their salt had a bean recipe. These men fed cattle drivers and farmhands who worked from before dawn until the light failed, and they did it from the back of a wagon with nothing but a Dutch oven and an open fire. Baked beans sustained the American West.
The genius of this dish lives in its patience. You layer flavors that seem too bold on their own: the sweetness of brown sugar and molasses, the sharpness of mustard, the smoke of bacon, the acidity of tomato. Then you bake them slowly until they transform into something greater than any single ingredient. The beans absorb everything. The sauce reduces to a glossy coating that clings to each one.
I've brought these beans to more potlucks than I can count. They travel beautifully, hold for hours on a buffet table, and disappear before the coleslaw gets touched. This is the recipe that earns you a reputation.
Quantity
1 pound
cut into 1-inch pieces
Quantity
1 large
diced
Quantity
4 cloves
minced
Quantity
1
seeded and minced
Quantity
3 cans (15 ounces each)
drained and rinsed
Quantity
2 cans (15 ounces each)
drained and rinsed
Quantity
1 cup
packed
Quantity
1/2 cup
Quantity
1/3 cup
Quantity
2 tablespoons
Quantity
1 can (15 ounces)
Quantity
1/2 cup
cooled
Quantity
2 teaspoons
Quantity
1 teaspoon
freshly ground
Quantity
1 teaspoon
Quantity
1/2 teaspoon
| Ingredient | Quantity |
|---|---|
| thick-cut baconcut into 1-inch pieces | 1 pound |
| yellow oniondiced | 1 large |
| garlicminced | 4 cloves |
| jalapeño pepperseeded and minced | 1 |
| pinto beansdrained and rinsed | 3 cans (15 ounces each) |
| navy beansdrained and rinsed | 2 cans (15 ounces each) |
| dark brown sugarpacked | 1 cup |
| molasses | 1/2 cup |
| yellow mustard | 1/3 cup |
| Worcestershire sauce | 2 tablespoons |
| tomato sauce | 1 can (15 ounces) |
| strong brewed coffeecooled | 1/2 cup |
| smoked paprika | 2 teaspoons |
| black pepperfreshly ground | 1 teaspoon |
| kosher salt | 1 teaspoon |
| cayenne pepper | 1/2 teaspoon |
Preheat your oven to 325°F. Scatter the bacon pieces in a large Dutch oven or oven-safe pot set over medium heat. Cook, stirring occasionally, until the fat has rendered and the bacon is crisp at the edges but still has some chew, about 12 minutes. The kitchen will smell like every good memory you have of summer cookouts. Transfer bacon to a paper towel-lined plate, leaving the drippings in the pot.
Add the diced onion to the bacon drippings and cook over medium heat until soft and beginning to turn golden at the edges, about 8 minutes. Add the garlic and jalapeño, cooking just until fragrant, about 1 minute more. The onions should glisten with rendered fat, translucent and sweet.
Add the brown sugar, molasses, mustard, and Worcestershire sauce to the pot, stirring until the sugar dissolves into a glossy slurry. Pour in the tomato sauce and coffee, stirring to combine. The coffee adds depth without any coffee flavor. Trust me on this. Add the smoked paprika, black pepper, salt, and cayenne. Bring the mixture to a simmer.
Fold in all the drained beans, stirring gently so you don't crush them. Add back the reserved bacon, saving a handful to scatter on top later. The beans should be just barely covered by sauce. If they seem dry, add a splash of water. If too loose, don't worry. The oven will concentrate everything.
Cover the pot and transfer to the oven. Bake for 1 hour and 30 minutes. Remove the lid, scatter the reserved bacon over the top, and continue baking uncovered for another 45 minutes to 1 hour. The sauce will reduce and thicken, developing a beautiful lacquered appearance. The top will darken slightly at the edges.
Remove from the oven and let the beans rest for 15 minutes before serving. This rest is important because it allows the sauce to set up properly. The beans should be tender, the sauce thick and clinging, the bacon on top slightly caramelized. Serve directly from the pot.
1 serving (about 331g)
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