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Amish Buttered Egg Noodles
The humblest side dish in the Pennsylvania Dutch tradition, where wide egg noodles and good butter need nothing more than salt and a warm bowl to become the thing everyone remembers from the church supper.
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Pinto beans braised low and slow in Mexican beer with smoky bacon, fresh jalapeños, and ripe tomatoes until the pot liquor turns thick and savory, finished with a shower of cilantro that makes the whole kitchen smell like Saturday.
Borracho means drunk in Spanish, and these beans earn the name honestly. A full bottle of Mexican lager goes into the pot, simmering away with the pintos until the alcohol disappears and leaves behind a malty depth that no amount of stock or water can replicate. This is cowboy cooking. Ranch house cooking. The kind of dish that fed workers on both sides of the Rio Grande for generations before anyone thought to write it down.
The magic happens in layers. Bacon renders its fat first, building the foundation. Onions and jalapeños soften in that smoky grease. Then the beans join the party with beer, tomatoes, and just enough liquid to keep everything swimming. Two hours later, you have something that transcends its humble ingredients.
I've eaten borracho beans from El Paso to San Antonio, from backyard smokers to white-tablecloth restaurants that charge too much for the privilege. The best versions share three qualities: beans that hold their shape but yield to a fork, a brothy sauce thick enough to cling but thin enough to soak into rice, and enough bacon that you taste smoke in every bite without the pork overwhelming the dish. That's what we're after here.
Quantity
1 pound
picked over and rinsed
Quantity
8 ounces
cut into 1/2-inch pieces
Quantity
1 large
diced
Quantity
4 cloves
minced
Quantity
3
seeded and diced
Quantity
1 can (14.5 ounces)
Quantity
1 bottle (12 ounces)
Quantity
4 cups
Quantity
2 teaspoons
Quantity
1 teaspoon
Quantity
2
Quantity
1 1/2 teaspoons, plus more to taste
Quantity
1/2 teaspoon
freshly ground
Quantity
1/2 cup
roughly chopped
Quantity
1
juiced
| Ingredient | Quantity |
|---|---|
| dried pinto beanspicked over and rinsed | 1 pound |
| thick-cut baconcut into 1/2-inch pieces | 8 ounces |
| white oniondiced | 1 large |
| garlicminced | 4 cloves |
| jalapeño peppersseeded and diced | 3 |
| fire-roasted diced tomatoes | 1 can (14.5 ounces) |
| Mexican lager beer | 1 bottle (12 ounces) |
| chicken stock or water | 4 cups |
| ground cumin | 2 teaspoons |
| dried Mexican oregano | 1 teaspoon |
| bay leaves | 2 |
| kosher salt | 1 1/2 teaspoons, plus more to taste |
| black pepperfreshly ground | 1/2 teaspoon |
| fresh cilantroroughly chopped | 1/2 cup |
| limejuiced | 1 |
Set a large Dutch oven or heavy-bottomed pot over medium heat. Add the bacon pieces and cook, stirring occasionally, until the fat renders and the meat crisps at the edges but remains slightly chewy in the center, about eight to ten minutes. The bacon will continue cooking in the braise, so don't take it too far now. You want deeply golden, not burnt. Remove about half the bacon pieces with a slotted spoon and set aside for garnishing later.
Add the diced onion to the bacon fat remaining in the pot. Cook until softened and translucent, stirring occasionally, about five minutes. The onion should pick up some color from the fond on the bottom of the pot. Add the garlic and jalapeños, cooking until fragrant and the peppers begin to soften, another two minutes. The kitchen will smell like the start of something good.
Pour in the fire-roasted tomatoes with their juices. Stir well, scraping up any browned bits from the bottom. Add the rinsed pinto beans, beer, and chicken stock. The liquid should cover the beans by about an inch. Stir in the cumin, oregano, bay leaves, salt, and pepper. Bring everything to a boil over high heat.
Once boiling, reduce heat to maintain a gentle simmer. The surface should show lazy bubbles rising every few seconds, not a rolling boil. Cook uncovered, stirring occasionally and checking the liquid level every thirty minutes. Add more stock or water if the beans start to look dry. They should always be swimming, never sitting exposed.
After about two hours, begin testing the beans. They're done when completely tender but still holding their shape, yielding to gentle pressure without turning to mush. Some beans will have burst, thickening the broth naturally. This is correct. The timing varies depending on the age of your beans, so trust texture over the clock. Could take ninety minutes, could take closer to three hours.
The finished beans should be saucy but not soupy. The liquid should coat a spoon and pool around the beans, not cover them completely. If too thin, simmer uncovered for another fifteen minutes to concentrate. If too thick, add stock by the quarter cup until you reach the right consistency. Remove and discard the bay leaves.
Remove the pot from heat. Stir in the lime juice and half the chopped cilantro. Taste and adjust salt. The lime brightens everything without making the dish taste citrusy. Ladle into a warm serving bowl, scatter the reserved crispy bacon over the top, and finish with the remaining cilantro. Serve immediately, or keep warm on the lowest heat for up to an hour.
1 serving (about 380g)
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