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A Proper Ploughman's Board
A board of good cheddar, thick ham, proper pickle, hard-boiled eggs, and crusty bread. Not cooking so much as assembling with conviction, and one of the finest lunches the English kitchen has ever produced.
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Sausage meat and sharp autumn apple braided in butter pastry, baked until the kitchen fills with sage and the top turns the colour of an October afternoon.
October. The apples on the tree at the bottom of the garden have come in all at once, as they always do, more than anyone can eat, and the kitchen smells of them: sweet, cidery, faintly floral. This is the week I make this plait.
It's a simple thing. Good sausage meat, a sharp apple diced small, some sage from the pot by the back door. You lay it down the middle of a sheet of puff pastry, braid the edges over, brush the top with egg, and let the oven do the rest. Half an hour later the pastry is burnished and puffed and the filling has gone sticky and savoury with pockets of soft, sweet apple running through it. It slices cleanly. It travels well. It feeds a crowd without you having to stand in the kitchen all afternoon.
I've taken this to more picnics and suppers than I can count. It arrives whole, gets put on a board, and somebody cuts the first slice before you've even taken your coat off. That's the mark of something worth making. There are few better feelings than watching people eat something you've carried in from the car, still slightly warm, wrapped in a tea towel.
A recipe is a conversation, not a contract. If you haven't got sage, use thyme. If the apple is a Granny Smith instead of a Cox, that's fine. A little more mustard if you like heat. Your kitchen, your rules. We're only making dinner.
Quantity
1 sheet (about 320g)
ready-rolled
Quantity
400g
or sausages with skins removed
Quantity
1 large (Cox or Braeburn)
cored and finely diced
Quantity
1 tablespoon
finely chopped
Quantity
1 teaspoon
Quantity
to taste
Quantity
pinch
Quantity
1
beaten, for glazing
Quantity
scattering
| Ingredient | Quantity |
|---|---|
| all-butter puff pastryready-rolled | 1 sheet (about 320g) |
| good sausage meator sausages with skins removed | 400g |
| eating applecored and finely diced | 1 large (Cox or Braeburn) |
| fresh sagefinely chopped | 1 tablespoon |
| Dijon mustard | 1 teaspoon |
| fine sea salt and black pepper | to taste |
| ground nutmeg | pinch |
| eggbeaten, for glazing | 1 |
| sesame seeds or nigella seeds (optional) | scattering |
In a bowl, mix the sausage meat with the diced apple, chopped sage, mustard, nutmeg, and a good grinding of salt and pepper. Use your hands. A spoon won't do. You want everything evenly combined, the apple spread through the meat so every slice gets a pocket of sweetness. Don't overwork it. Mix until it holds together and stop.
Unroll the pastry onto a lightly floured baking sheet lined with parchment. Shape the sausage mixture into a long, even log down the centre of the pastry, leaving a good margin on either side and at both ends. The log wants to be about as thick as your wrist, compact enough to hold its shape. Flatten the top slightly so it doesn't dome too much as it bakes.
Using a sharp knife, cut the pastry either side of the filling into diagonal strips about two centimetres wide, angling them slightly upward. Trim any excess pastry at the top and bottom, then fold those ends in snugly over the filling. Now cross the strips over the filling, alternating left and right, tucking each one neatly under the opposite side. It doesn't need to be perfect. A slightly rough braid looks more honest than a tight one. Tuck the last strips under the plait and press gently to seal.
Brush the whole plait generously with beaten egg. Get into the crevices. The egg wash is what gives you that deep, burnished gold. Scatter sesame seeds or nigella seeds over the top if you like. They add a gentle crunch and make it look like you've thought about it, which you have. Put the tray in the fridge for fifteen minutes while the oven heats to 200C (180C fan).
Bake for thirty to thirty-five minutes, until the pastry is deeply golden and the kitchen smells of sage and butter and something you want to eat immediately. The pastry should be firm and crisp when you tap it, not soft or pale. If the top is colouring too fast, lay a loose sheet of foil over it for the last ten minutes. Let it rest on the tray for at least ten minutes before slicing. The filling needs time to set, otherwise you'll cut it and the whole thing will sigh open.
1 serving (about 140g)
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