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A Proper Ploughman's Board
A board of good cheddar, thick ham, proper pickle, hard-boiled eggs, and crusty bread. Not cooking so much as assembling with conviction, and one of the finest lunches the English kitchen has ever produced.
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Fresh oysters wrapped in crisp streaky bacon and grilled until the salt of the sea meets the smoke of the cure, served on hot buttered toast the way the Victorians intended, only simpler and at home.
There's a smell that hits you when bacon meets a hot grill, and it fills the kitchen in a way that makes people drift in from other rooms. Add an oyster to the middle of that bacon, and you've got something that smells of the coast and the smokehouse at once. Salt on salt. It shouldn't work, but it does, and it has done since the Victorians served it as the final savoury before the port and cigars came out.
Angels on Horseback belong to the cold months, when oysters are at their best and the evenings have the sort of chill that calls for something rich and quick and slightly indulgent before you sit down to the main event. They're a dinner party dish in the truest sense: ten minutes of work, twelve small mouthfuls, and the kind of quiet showing off that looks like you haven't tried at all.
The trick is in the sourcing. Good oysters, good bacon, good bread. Everything else is just assembly and heat. I made these last November for four people, and I wrote it down in the notebook: "angels, toast, cold white wine, nobody spoke for thirty seconds." That's the effect you're after.
A recipe is a conversation, not a contract. If the oysters at the fishmonger look tired, walk away and make Devils on Horseback with prunes instead. The market decides. But when the oysters are bright and clean and smell of nothing but the sea, this is the thing to do with them.
Quantity
12
shucked, juices reserved
Quantity
12 rashers
stretched thin with the back of a knife
Quantity
half
juiced
Quantity
a few grinds
Quantity
a whisper
Quantity
4 slices
Quantity
for the toast
softened
Quantity
small handful
finely chopped
Quantity
to serve
| Ingredient | Quantity |
|---|---|
| fresh oystersshucked, juices reserved | 12 |
| dry-cured streaky baconstretched thin with the back of a knife | 12 rashers |
| lemonjuiced | half |
| black pepper | a few grinds |
| cayenne pepper | a whisper |
| sourdough or good white bread | 4 slices |
| unsalted buttersoftened | for the toast |
| flat-leaf parsley (optional)finely chopped | small handful |
| lemon wedges | to serve |
Shuck the oysters over a bowl to catch their liquor. Check each one for any stray shell. Lay them on a clean tea towel to blot off the worst of the moisture, but don't dry them completely. You want them damp, not dripping. The liquor in the bowl is worth keeping for another purpose, stirred into a Bloody Mary or tipped into a fish pie. A squeeze of lemon over the oysters now, and the lightest possible dusting of cayenne. Just a breath of heat. If you can see the cayenne sitting on top, you've used too much.
Lay the bacon rashers on a board. If they're thick cut, stretch each one with the back of a knife, pressing firmly along the length until it's thin and pliable. Place an oyster at one end of each rasher, give it a grind of black pepper, and roll the bacon around it snugly. Not too tight, or the oyster gets crushed, but firm enough that it holds. Secure each one with a wooden cocktail stick pushed through the middle. Line them up on a grill tray or rack set over a roasting tin.
Heat the grill to its highest setting and position the rack about ten centimetres from the element. Grill the wrapped oysters for three to four minutes on one side, until the bacon has gone golden and is starting to crisp at the edges. Turn them over, carefully, and give them another two to three minutes on the other side. You're watching for the bacon to be properly crisp all over while the oyster inside stays tender and just set. The kitchen will smell of salt and smoke and the sea. That's when they're ready.
While the angels grill, toast the bread and butter it generously while it's still hot. Cut each slice into three fingers or triangles, whatever pleases you. Lay the toast on a warm plate, settle the angels on top, remove the cocktail sticks, scatter over the parsley if you have it, and serve immediately with lemon wedges alongside. These want to be eaten within a minute of leaving the grill. They don't wait. They shouldn't have to.
1 serving (about 150g)
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