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A Proper Ploughman's Board
A board of good cheddar, thick ham, proper pickle, hard-boiled eggs, and crusty bread. Not cooking so much as assembling with conviction, and one of the finest lunches the English kitchen has ever produced.
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Sharp cheddar beaten with butter and a splash of good ale until it becomes something spreadable, savoury, and deeply satisfying, the kind of thing you put out with bread and never see again.
The fridge, if you open it on a Thursday, will tell you what to cook. There's always cheese in mine. Odd ends of cheddar, half-wrapped and drying at the edges, a wedge that was part of a cheese board three days ago. None of it looks like much. All of it is useful.
Potted cheese is what happens when you stop throwing those pieces away. You grate them, beat them with soft butter and a splash of ale, add mustard and a scraping of pepper, and pack the whole thing into a small crock. In an hour it firms up in the fridge. In two, it's something you'd be proud to put in front of someone with a piece of bread and a glass of something cold. The ale gives it depth, a kind of rounded, malty warmth that sits behind the sharpness of the cheese. The mustard lifts it. The butter makes it spreadable.
This is thrift cooking at its most honest. Nothing wasted. Nothing complicated. A recipe is a conversation, not a contract, and this one barely needs a recipe at all. If you've got cheese, butter, and something to drink with it, you've got potted cheese.
I wrote it down in the notebook years ago. Just three words: cheese, ale, Thursday. I still know exactly what I meant.
Quantity
300g
grated
Quantity
80g
softened
Quantity
3 tablespoons
a bitter or pale ale, nothing too hoppy
Quantity
1 teaspoon
Quantity
pinch
Quantity
freshly ground, to taste
Quantity
to serve
| Ingredient | Quantity |
|---|---|
| mature cheddargrated | 300g |
| unsalted buttersoftened | 80g |
| good alea bitter or pale ale, nothing too hoppy | 3 tablespoons |
| English mustard | 1 teaspoon |
| cayenne pepper | pinch |
| black pepper | freshly ground, to taste |
| good bread or toast | to serve |
Put the grated cheddar and softened butter in a bowl. Beat them together with a wooden spoon, or use a food processor if the cheese is dry and stubborn. You want them combined but not perfectly smooth. A bit of texture is good. Potted cheese that's been blitzed to a paste loses its character. You're after something that spreads but still feels like cheese.
Pour in the ale a tablespoon at a time, beating it through after each addition. The mixture will loosen and become more spreadable. Add the mustard, the cayenne, and a good grinding of black pepper. Taste it. The mustard should be present but not dominant, a warmth behind the cheese, not a sharpness in front of it. Adjust as you like. Your kitchen, your rules.
Spoon the mixture into a small crock, ramekin, or jar, pressing it down firmly with the back of the spoon to push out any air pockets. Smooth the top. If you want to seal it properly, melt a thin layer of butter and pour it over the surface. This was the original preservation method and it still works. It also looks rather beautiful, a golden lid over something good.
Cover and refrigerate for at least an hour. The flavours need time to settle and the texture needs to firm. Take it out of the fridge twenty minutes before you want to eat it. Cheese that's fridge-cold tastes of nothing much. At room temperature it softens, opens up, and tastes the way cheese should. Serve with bread, toast, or crackers. Nothing else required.
1 serving (about 86g)
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