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A Proper Ploughman's Board
A board of good cheddar, thick ham, proper pickle, hard-boiled eggs, and crusty bread. Not cooking so much as assembling with conviction, and one of the finest lunches the English kitchen has ever produced.
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Crisp puff pastry spirals spread with Marmite and scattered with sharp cheddar, the kind of thing you put out when people arrive and watch disappear before anyone sits down.
The smell hits the hallway before anyone reaches the kitchen. Warm butter, toasted cheese, that particular savoury depth that only Marmite brings. It's the smell of a Friday evening when someone is coming for dinner and you need something ready the moment they walk through the door.
These are not complicated. A sheet of puff pastry, a thin spread of Marmite, a scattering of good cheddar, rolled inward from both sides and sliced into spirals. Twenty minutes in a hot oven and you've got a plate of golden, flaky, salty, cheesy things that people will eat standing up in the kitchen before you've taken their coats. That's the whole idea. Something warm on a plate, offered without fuss, while the real cooking is still happening behind you on the hob.
I make these more often than I should probably admit. They're in the notebook several times, always with the same note: "gone in ten minutes." A recipe is a conversation, not a contract, and this one barely qualifies as a recipe at all. Four ingredients. One good tray. The trick, if there is one, is good pastry made with real butter and a cheddar with enough character to hold its own against the Marmite. Everything else takes care of itself.
You either love Marmite or you are wrong. I've never found a middle ground worth occupying.
Quantity
1 sheet (about 320g)
ready-rolled
Quantity
1-2 tablespoons
Quantity
100g
finely grated
Quantity
a little
for dusting
Quantity
a pinch
| Ingredient | Quantity |
|---|---|
| all-butter puff pastryready-rolled | 1 sheet (about 320g) |
| Marmite | 1-2 tablespoons |
| mature cheddarfinely grated | 100g |
| plain flourfor dusting | a little |
| flaky sea salt (optional) | a pinch |
Unroll the pastry on a lightly floured surface. Spoon the Marmite onto the pastry and spread it thinly with the back of the spoon or a palette knife. You want a thin, even layer that covers the whole sheet. It will resist you. It's Marmite. Be firm with it. If it tears the pastry, warm the jar in a bowl of hot water for a minute so it loosens up. A thin smear isbetter than a thick one. You can always add more next time, but too much and the salt overwhelms everything.
Scatter the grated cheddar evenly over the Marmite. Press it down gently with your palm so it sticks. The cheese needs to be finely grated here, not coarsely. Fine gratings melt into the pastry as it bakes and become part of the spiral. Coarse cheese falls out and burns on the tray. Use the good cheddar. Something mature with a proper bite.
Starting from one long edge, roll the pastry tightly toward the centre. Stop when you reach the middle. Now roll the opposite long edge inward to meet it. You should have two tight scrolls sitting side by side, touching in the middle. Press them together gently. The shape will look like a scroll or a heart when you slice it, which is the whole point of a palmier.
Wrap the rolled log in cling film and put it in the fridge for at least twenty minutes. This firms the butter in the pastry and makes slicing clean rather than a squashed mess. When it's firm, unwrap and slice into rounds about 1cm thick. A sharp knife in one confident motion. Don't saw. Lay them flat on a lined baking tray with space between them, because they spread as they puff.
Set the oven to 200C/180C fan. Bake for twelve to fifteen minutes, until the pastry has puffed and gone deep gold and the cheese has melted into something lacey and crisp at the edges. The kitchen will smell of warm butter and Marmite, which is one of those smells that sorts people into two camps rather quickly. Flip them halfway through if you remember. It helps them crisp evenly on both sides. Let them cool on the tray for a few minutes. They firm as they cool. A pinch of flaky salt on top while they're still warm, if you like.
1 serving (about 20g)
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