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A Proper Ploughman's Board
A board of good cheddar, thick ham, proper pickle, hard-boiled eggs, and crusty bread. Not cooking so much as assembling with conviction, and one of the finest lunches the English kitchen has ever produced.
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A smoky, sharp pâté of cold-smoked herring, cream cheese, and lemon, made in the time it takes the kettle to boil twice, and better the next day than the day you make it.
The smell of a kipper is the smell of a particular kind of morning. Woodsmoke and salt and the sea, all at once. If you've been to Craster, the tiny Northumberland village where they still smoke herrings in the same low stone sheds they've used for generations, you'll know the smell before you see the harbour. It hangs in the air like weather.
This pâté is what happens when you take that smell and soften it into something you can spread on toast. Cream cheese and butter smooth the edges. Lemon cuts through the richness. A touch of paprika for warmth, not heat. The kipper does the rest. You don't need to improve a good kipper. You just need to meet it where it is.
I make this when the evenings draw in and the kitchen wants something with a bit of backbone to it. It sits in the fridge and improves overnight, which makes it the kind of thing you want before a dinner with friends: something already done, waiting on the table when people arrive, asking nothing of you but a board and a knife. I wrote it down in the notebook years ago. The note says: "Kippers, cream cheese, lemon. Saturday. Fire lit." That's the whole story.
A recipe is a conversation, not a contract. If you can't find Craster kippers, any good undyed smoked kipper will do. The important word is undyed. Those bright yellow kippers in the supermarket have been painted, not smoked. Walk past them.
Quantity
2 large
or the best undyed smoked kippers you can find
Quantity
150g
at room temperature
Quantity
30g
softened
Quantity
1
juiced, plus extra wedges to serve
Quantity
1 teaspoon
Quantity
generous grinding
Quantity
small bunch
finely chopped
Quantity
to serve
| Ingredient | Quantity |
|---|---|
| Craster kippersor the best undyed smoked kippers you can find | 2 large |
| full-fat cream cheeseat room temperature | 150g |
| unsalted buttersoftened | 30g |
| lemonjuiced, plus extra wedges to serve | 1 |
| smoked paprika | 1 teaspoon |
| black pepper | generous grinding |
| flat-leaf parsley (optional)finely chopped | small bunch |
| good toast or oatcakes | to serve |
Put the kippers in a deep dish or wide jug and pour boiling water over them. Let them sit for eight to ten minutes. That's all they need. The water does the work gently, loosening the flesh and taking the edge off the salt without washing out the smoke. When you lift them out, the skin should peel away easily. If it doesn't, give them another minute.
Peel the skin off and flake the warm flesh into a bowl, running your fingers through it carefully to find the bones. Kippers are bony fish. Take your time. The fine pin bones hide along the centre line and they're easier to find now, while the flesh is still warm and cooperative. You won't get every last one, but be thorough.
Add the cream cheese, softened butter, lemon juice, and paprika to the flaked fish. Blend with a fork first, pressing and mashing until it comes together roughly, then decide how smooth you want it. A few pulses in a food processor gives a proper pâté texture, creamy with the odd flake running through it. I prefer to keep it slightly rough, done by hand, so you know it was a fish once. Taste it. More lemon if it needs sharpening. More pepper, almost certainly. No salt. The kipper brings enough.
Scrape the pâté into a dish or a few small ramekins, pressing it down gently with the back of a spoon. Scatter the parsley over the top if you have it. Cover and refrigerate for at least an hour, though overnight is better. The flavours settle and deepen as it sits. Bring it out twenty minutes before you want to eat it, so it softens just enough to spread. Serve with warm toast, oatcakes, or good crackers. A wedge of lemon on the side. Nothing else.
1 serving (about 90g)
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