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A Proper Bacon Sandwich
Back bacon in a hot pan, good white bread, soft salted butter. Ten minutes between waking up and the first bite of something that makes the morning make sense.
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Homemade crumpets, riddled with holes and toasted until the edges crisp, then spread thickly with salted butter that melts through to the base. A Saturday morning made simple and good.
The kitchen smells of warm yeast and milk. The batter has been sitting in a bowl by the window for an hour, rising quietly, doing its work without supervision. A few bubbles break the surface now and then, like a thought half-formed. This is how crumpets begin. Not with effort, but with patience.
I don't know why more people don't make these at home. The ingredients are flour, yeast, milk, salt. The method is a batter and a pan. The only thing you need that you might not have is a set of metal rings, and even those can be improvised from a clean tin. The result is something so far removed from the plastic-wrapped packet in the supermarket that it barely qualifies as the same food. Homemade crumpets are thicker, softer, full of deep honeycomb holes that hold butter like tiny reservoirs. They smell of something alive.
I make them on Saturday mornings when there's no reason to rush. The batter rises while I make tea and read the paper. The pan heats. The rings go in. And for twenty minutes, the only sound is the gentle bubbling of the batter as it finds its shape. A recipe is a conversation, not a contract, and this one is a quiet one. Toast them. Butter them. Sit down. That's all it asks of you.
Quantity
250g
Quantity
1 teaspoon
Quantity
1 teaspoon
Quantity
7g
Quantity
200ml
Quantity
150ml
Quantity
half teaspoon
dissolved in 2 tablespoons warm water
Quantity
a little
for greasing pan and rings
Quantity
generously, to serve
| Ingredient | Quantity |
|---|---|
| strong white bread flour | 250g |
| fine sea salt | 1 teaspoon |
| caster sugar | 1 teaspoon |
| fast-action dried yeast | 7g |
| warm whole milk | 200ml |
| warm water | 150ml |
| bicarbonate of sodadissolved in 2 tablespoons warm water | half teaspoon |
| butter or oilfor greasing pan and rings | a little |
| good salted butter | generously, to serve |
Put the flour, salt, sugar, and yeast into a large bowl and stir them together. Warm the milk and water until it feels like a comfortable bath, no hotter. Pour it into the dry ingredients and beat with a wooden spoon until you have a smooth, thick batter with no lumps. It should be thicker than pancake batter but loose enough to pour slowly, something like double cream. Cover the bowl with a tea towel and leave it somewhere warm for an hour. The kitchen counter is fine if the heating is on.
After an hour the batter should have risen noticeably, with bubbles breaking on the surface and a smell that's warm and beery and slightly sweet. This is the yeast telling you it's ready. Dissolve the bicarbonate of soda in the warm water and stir it through the batter. It will fizz gently. Give it another ten minutes under the tea towel. The bicarb is what gives crumpets their holes, so don't skip this step and don't rush it.
Set a heavy frying pan or flat griddle over a low to medium heat. This is important: too hot and the bottoms burn before the tops set; too cool and the batter just sits there looking pale and sorry. Grease the inside of your crumpet rings and the surface of the pan with a little butter or oil. Place the rings in the pan and pour batter into each one, filling them about a centimetre deep. Leave them alone. After a few minutes, bubbles will start to rise through the batter, bursting on the surface and leaving holes behind. This is the moment. Wait until the top has set and gone from glossy to matte, the edges have pulled away from the ring slightly, and the underside is a deep golden brown. It takes seven to eight minutes, but watch the crumpets, not the clock.
Ease the rings off with a cloth. Flip the crumpets and give the tops a minute, just enough to set them and take off the raw look, but not so long that they colour. The top should stay pale and holey. Transfer to a wire rack and repeat with the remaining batter, greasing the rings and pan each time.
When you're ready to eat, toast the crumpets until the edges crisp and the surface turns a light gold. The holey side goes up under the grill or into the toaster. Butter them immediately, while they're still hot, with good salted butter, as much as feels right. The butter will melt and pool into every hole, soaking through to the base. This is the whole point. There are few better feelings than putting a warm plate of these in front of someone on a slow morning.
1 serving (about 80g)
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